I should be rewarded for not getting pregnant. You should be throwing me a parade full of rainbow glitter and confetti with applause and love. You should giving me a greeting card that says “Congrats, you’re not gonna shit out a kid in 9 months!” or “Thanks for not being a whore.” Instead, you give me this! (c)
А ну-ка, девушки, а ну, красавицы... >_<
I should be rewarded for not getting pregnant. You should be throwing me a parade full of rainbow glitter and confetti with applause and love. You should giving me a greeting card that says “Congrats, you’re not gonna shit out a kid in 9 months!” or “Thanks for not being a whore.” Instead, you give me this! (c)